Kakkurthi II

Girlfriendtho kooda pren-up undaali. Lekapothe at least insurance undaali.

Fate

Kaalam Kaatesthe Samudramlo FISH aina 5-star hotel lo DISH aithadi.

Audience

Sodhi cheppe vaaadike vinevaadu kaavaali.

Ok?

What is ok? Nothing is ok. Ok is a very bad word.

Home Sweet Home

A new place begins to feel like home only after you start singing in the shower.

Hierarchy of Information Obfuscation – II

Don’t confuse me with facts. I am happy with my opinions.

If Less Is More

Then just think how much more, more would be.

Suicide

If you ask an answer for your own question, then what do you need me for?

Problem Child

Duniya ka har baccha aur har lafda aurat hii paida karthi hai.

Rightu Leftu

Anaganaga oka roju, oka two-laned one way roaddu pai..

Driver to Navigator: Orei left theeskovala right theeskovala?
Sign boards on road: Right lane must turn right. Left lane must turn left.

Rat-race

To finish first, you first have to finish.

Maggi’s Magic

Abey aur bhook lagra bey ab tho.

Tighten Up

Light theeskodaanni light theesko.

Satyam

Anni nijaalu okela undavu.

Satyam-eva Jayate

Raju Raju… Yes Papa
Are you cheating… No Papa
Open your Bank account..
Hahaha…

I am Busy..Do Not Disturb

Then go offline you moron.

How Are You?

Manamokkallame chandaalanga unnaama ledha pakkanunnavaallu kooda chandaalanga unnara ani teluskovadaaniki adige prashna.

False Ceiling

Any idiot can face a crisis; it takes a genius to create one that cannot be faced.

Shadishuda or ShadiChuda???

Thin line between marital bliss and the lack of it.

Entropy II

Anything that can bad happen will bad happen