Rightu Leftu

Anaganaga oka roju, oka two-laned one way roaddu pai..

Driver to Navigator: Orei left theeskovala right theeskovala?
Sign boards on road: Right lane must turn right. Left lane must turn left.

Rat-race

To finish first, you first have to finish.

Maggi’s Magic

Abey aur bhook lagra bey ab tho.

Tighten Up

Light theeskodaanni light theesko.

Satyam

Anni nijaalu okela undavu.

Satyam-eva Jayate

Raju Raju… Yes Papa
Are you cheating… No Papa
Open your Bank account..
Hahaha…

I am Busy..Do Not Disturb

Then go offline you moron.

How Are You?

Manamokkallame chandaalanga unnaama ledha pakkanunnavaallu kooda chandaalanga unnara ani teluskovadaaniki adige prashna.

False Ceiling

Any idiot can face a crisis; it takes a genius to create one that cannot be faced.

Shadishuda or ShadiChuda???

Thin line between marital bliss and the lack of it.

Entropy II

Anything that can bad happen will bad happen

Hypothetical Situations

I don’t like hypothetical situations because it is like lying to your brain.

All In A Day’s Work

It’s been real. It’s been fun. It’s just not been real fun.

How are you?

Terekkaiku?

Kanyasulkam

Ma koothuru Central Govt. lo pani chesthundandi. 27 months maternity leave with pay per pregnancy. Meerenthisthaaru.

My Daddy Strongest

Labor at home is not child labor.

Shut Up

If your actions speak louder than your words, you are not yelling loud enough.

Money 2

Paisalkentayya..ivvallosthe repu pothundi. Kaani ivvala vasthene repu pothundi.

Savings

Jis din peethe us din nai khaathe.

Networking 2

Punyaanikocchina online le, phone cheyyadaaniki em poyindi bey.