Maternity Test

Ee guddlu kaavu, India lo kodulu nijamaina guddlu isthaai choodu avi.

Rat-race

To finish first, you first have to finish.

Tighten Up

Light theeskodaanni light theesko.

Satyam-eva Jayate

Raju Raju… Yes Papa
Are you cheating… No Papa
Open your Bank account..
Hahaha…

I am Busy..Do Not Disturb

Then go offline you moron.

Shadishuda or ShadiChuda???

Thin line between marital bliss and the lack of it.

All In A Day’s Work

It’s been real. It’s been fun. It’s just not been real fun.

How are you?

Terekkaiku?

My Daddy Strongest

Labor at home is not child labor.

Shut Up

If your actions speak louder than your words, you are not yelling loud enough.

Golden Rule Of Refereeing

Two wrongs don’t make right, but two yellows do make a red.

Freedom Of Expression

Don’t Expose. 

 

Don’t See.

I am drunk

How would you know ?

STFU B

I have not heard what you have said because you just keep shouting.

Water

Over the bridge. Under the dam. Whatever.

Hungry Kya ?

A : ( calling 800 series number for pizza ) Hello. 

B : Thank you for calling Papa John’s. 

A : I would like to know the nearest Papa John’s restaurant. 

B : Could you please tell me your location?

A : I am in Washington D.C., standing near  the

White House.

B : Sir, are you calling from the White House ? ( A’s fone number is a bit fancy  xyz – ab0-000 ) 

A : No, I am standing near the White House.

B : So you are calling from the White House. 

A : No, I am visiting Washington D.C. I am a tourist standing in front of the White House and I want to have  a Papa John’s pizza. If you could tell me the location of the nearest Papa John’s take out, it would be of great help.

B : Ok. Could you please tell me your location?

A : I am in Washington D.C. standing near the White House. 

B : Sir could you please tell me the Zipcode of your location?

A : I do not know the Zipcode. I am near the White House, the street address I can see here is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I do not have access to internet right now to see the zipcode. If I had internet access I would not have called you in the first place. So can you please help me?

B : Zipcode is the basic search criteria.

A: I think I am not in a mood to have a pizza anymore. Thanks.

Beer Bath

Ek bothal peeke khud pe vomit karega saala.

Indulgence

Hello. I have a PDA to show you how a PDA looks like.

Tailor Made

Singatthukku thaan single a solluvom, unna maari pannikkellaam koottamaa thaan solluvom.

Invitation

Do safely come back to hell dear.