Shadishuda or ShadiChuda???

Thin line between marital bliss and the lack of it.

Entropy II

Anything that can bad happen will bad happen

Hypothetical Situations

I don’t like hypothetical situations because it is like lying to your brain.

All In A Day’s Work

It’s been real. It’s been fun. It’s just not been real fun.

How are you?

Terekkaiku?

Kanyasulkam

Ma koothuru Central Govt. lo pani chesthundandi. 27 months maternity leave with pay per pregnancy. Meerenthisthaaru.

My Daddy Strongest

Labor at home is not child labor.

Shut Up

If your actions speak louder than your words, you are not yelling loud enough.

Money 2

Paisalkentayya..ivvallosthe repu pothundi. Kaani ivvala vasthene repu pothundi.

Savings

Jis din peethe us din nai khaathe.

Networking 2

Punyaanikocchina online le, phone cheyyadaaniki em poyindi bey.

Golden Rule Of Refereeing

Two wrongs don’t make right, but two yellows do make a red.

F1 to H1B

Lootne ke liye aaye hai bhai, lootke hi jaayenge.

Columbus Day Special

Yera rojantha koorchoni chesina vaadi assignment ippude ayyindi, inko 3 ghantallo submission pettukoni ippudu modhalu pedithe ela ra?

Orei Columbus gaadiki America kanapettadaaniki enno samvatsaraalaina ippudu manam India nunchi 24ghantallo raavatledha?

Dump Is The New Divorce.

Compatability testing ke naam pe shaadi na karke Live-in kiya tho ab saala idhar bhi sukoon nahi hai.

Homecoming

What do you like about school?

Thank You. Come Again.

Aameki na pai prema putti, malli rammandhi.

Almost Deported

India badhalu Pakistan lo padesaara?

Courage

But the only thing you need courage for is for standing still.

Feedback

A euphemism for over-analysis.